Chintz Life Insurance bets on you dying to insure we make money. You pay us and then you pay us even more when you die. Its a terrible deal, but Chintz Life Insurance makes sure that you get the worst deal possible, thats another Chintz promise.
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This lady here fell down and can't get up, now she owes us 501 thousand dollars.
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We will make your service as Chintzy as possible. We make sure that any investment goes strait to Chintz Bank, and allow them to take care of it. They will make sure the money goes missing.
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If you die, we will make sure you money goes straight into our pockets. Chintz Bank will take care of that!! We will also if you don't die quick enough even send hit men (Usually a 5 year old with a stick), the chintziest possible ones.
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